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Altered States Of America

Hard Times In The Borough Of Beards

When the heatwave struck it came down hard in the Borough of Beards. Not since The Great Perspiration of 1898 had temperatures reached such sweltering heights. Men of all shapes and sizes immediately took note of a dramatic physiological shift: Their faces were hot, and worse yet, itchy.

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